Dear (insert crazy person)
My name is Jimmy and I have a few questions I would like to
ask you. They are ones I am most curious about and would be really happy if you
wrote back to me.
1) If you could create a new flavor of ice cream
for Ben and Jerry’s, what would it be called and what would be in it?
2) If there was a movie going to be made about your
life who would you want to play you?
3) If you could be interviewed by any person who
would it be? Or who was your favorite person to be interviewed by?
4) If Martha Stewart was assigned to decorate your
cell, what fragrance of potpourri would you like her to use?
5) If you could play one song over your jail's
intercom system, what would it be?
6) I’m trying to come up with an idea for a story.
Can you give me an idea as a jumping off point?
7) Finally is there any question you want to ask me?
Thank you for your time and I hope you decide to write back.
Sincerely
Jimmy M.
(Insert P.O Box address I still need to get because I’m not stupid enough to give my real address)
Bonus questions! These will be specific questions asked to certain people and here's what I've got so far:
Mark David Chapman: What's your favorite Beatles song?
OJ Simpson: Who do you think is the best football player right now?
The Phelps: Who is one person in particular (preferably someone well known) that you don't consider a "faggot loving sinner"?
If you think these are too soft and not interesting like "who would you kill if you could" there's a reason why. If I start out with semi safe questions at first hopefully a few of them will respond to them (also the jail checks every piece of mail and they will confiscate my letters). Then if they respond and even ask me a question I'll respond with more "interesting" questions or even send gifts! Do you think OJ Simpson will appreciate a pair of gloves that can actually fit his hands? That's all for now. Bye
Oh and here's everyone's address in case you want to write to them too!
Charles Manson, B-33920
B2 119L
P. O. Box 7500
5905 Lake Earl Drive
Crescent City, CA 95532
OJ Simpson 1027820
LOVELOCK CORRECTIONAL CENTER
1200 Prison Rd.
Lovelock, Nevada 89419
Mark David Chapman #81A3860
Wende Correctional Facility
3040 Wende road
Alden, NY 14004-1187
Phil Spector G63408
Facility F & G
P.O. Box 5248
Corcoran, CA 9321
Bernie Madoff 61727-054
FCI BUTNER MEDIUM I
FEDERAL CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION
P.O. BOX 1000
BUTNER, NC 27509
THEODORE JOHN KACZYNSKI 04475-046
USP FLORENCE ADMAX
U.S. PENITENTIARY
PO BOX 8500
FLORENCE, CO 81226
Scott Peterson V72100
San Quentin State Prison
San Quentin, CA 94974
San Quentin, CA 94974
David Berkowitz 78A1976
325 Riverside Drive
P.O. Box 116
Fallsburg, New York 12733-0116
Dennis Lynn Rader KDOC # 0083707
El Dorado Correctional Facility
P. O. Box 311 • El Dorado, KS 67042
Richard Ramirez E37101
San Quentin State Prison
San Quentin, CA 94974
Gary Leon Ridgway 866218
1313 N 13th Avenue
Walla Walla, WA 99362
Lee Boyd Malvo 1180834
Red Onion State Prison
10800 H. Jack Rose Highway
Pound, VA 24279
SIRHAN, SIRHAN BISHARA B21014
Pleasant Valley State Prison
P.O. Box 8500
Coalinga, CA 93210
John Hinkley Jr
Saint Elizabeth's Hospital
1100 Alabama Avenue Southeast
Washington, DC 20032
Shirley and/or Fred Phelps
3701 Southwest 12th Street
Topeka, KA 66604
Wesley Snipes 43355-018
FCI MCKEAN
FEDERAL CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION
P.O. BOX 8000
BRADFORD, PA 16701
Rob BLAGOJEVICH 40892-424
FEDERAL CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION
9595 WEST QUINCY AVENUE
LITTLETON, CO 80123
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